yes im writing this for the new competition at indiblogger ......but i guess the basic sensibilities are the same.... i.e. of an useless good for nothing fellow..who even for heavens sake...and for some unwanted mentors..knows nothing.
for a guy who has been constantly being told that he knows nothin ..one thing he always told is that he does not know about whats in the mind of one of gods most beautiful creations GIRLS..
people who suffer from my this type of disorder can easily relate to what im trying to say................
"why do you talk to me like this???"she said.."like in what" i said....i mean i talk to everyone like this only..."im talking using my mouth..using my tongue....i know it is a multiple step..and a complex one but i guess its not difficult to understand...because generally people use the same methodology to speak isn't it????"you have no sensibilities....u would never know how to talk to a girl and what in her mind"she said...this was followed by silence...as in both the mouth and the tongue were on strike...that this fellow deserves this...
the above conversation..left a doubt in me...as in i guess to most of us ...how am i supposed to know what is going on in a girls mind.....i mean they never do tell things...the above given quotes are just an example...i mean this thing has happened to me many a times....and i hope with many of u guys who are reading this.....
and no im not against girls like most of the guys of our age ..i also admire them...if u know what i mean....
well with the above mentioned facts in mind ...i would like to put forth a point to the technologist....to do keep my point in mind..and do try to develop any software..any gadget...or for heaves sake anything...that enables us to...know this beautiful creation a little bit more....i know its not a problem for the honourable hunks around in the town ......but do consider the plight of guys like us....as for now we dont need smarted MP4 players...cool mobiles...funky gadgets...but a technology like this would surely be benefitial....i know you may not get a noble for this...but what you would get is a legendary support from guys....rave reviews...great popularity...and if thats not enough a treat from myside........
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
VILLAINS....
villains ....acc to oxford these are cruelly malicious person who is involved in or dedicated to wickedness and crime. These are some people we fear....(in some cases we adore also)..recently watched a movie..which led me to think about these unknown commodities if i may say in our lives..so i thought who were the or who are the villains in my life
well for better understanding let me divide my life in certain phases...
1.(3-10 yrs):in this stage of our life the main villain in my life was MILK...i never liked it..nahh most of the times i would escape my mums eyes to throw it in to the sink.
2.(10-15 yrs):During these years my greatest passion became cricket..so anyone who was out there for a fight i was upto the challenge ...n here was a guy who was as bad at the game as himesh reshamiya is at acting...he had this uncanny ability to get me out....gosh..i really hated that guy...he was a villain
3(15-19 yrs):the most famous guy in the school suddenly becomes your biggest enemy ....girls like him ...the teachers are proud of him...he is good in sports...to make matter worse hes a great dancer ..... tend to think wats in him thats not in me....VILLAIN
4.(19-23 yrs): i am in college now....uselessness has become the latest trend now...its a great usp for me...im cool so to say....but then there is a girl....gosh shes so beautifull..."she has a boyfrnd dude"....another VILLAIN..lined up....
5(23-...) i am yet to cross 23 and i have found a new VILLAIN...my immediate boss....then im told there would be a few more...WIFE...Mother In Law....goshhh..but we'll get to that later...as for now
CHEERS
well for better understanding let me divide my life in certain phases...
1.(3-10 yrs):in this stage of our life the main villain in my life was MILK...i never liked it..nahh most of the times i would escape my mums eyes to throw it in to the sink.
2.(10-15 yrs):During these years my greatest passion became cricket..so anyone who was out there for a fight i was upto the challenge ...n here was a guy who was as bad at the game as himesh reshamiya is at acting...he had this uncanny ability to get me out....gosh..i really hated that guy...he was a villain
3(15-19 yrs):the most famous guy in the school suddenly becomes your biggest enemy ....girls like him ...the teachers are proud of him...he is good in sports...to make matter worse hes a great dancer ..... tend to think wats in him thats not in me....VILLAIN
4.(19-23 yrs): i am in college now....uselessness has become the latest trend now...its a great usp for me...im cool so to say....but then there is a girl....gosh shes so beautifull..."she has a boyfrnd dude"....another VILLAIN..lined up....
5(23-...) i am yet to cross 23 and i have found a new VILLAIN...my immediate boss....then im told there would be a few more...WIFE...Mother In Law....goshhh..but we'll get to that later...as for now
CHEERS
Monday, June 21, 2010
wats d point!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know how many of u ..use this but for me these lines are one of the most important words....u know it has its own speciality...we can use this almost anywhere n everywhere....people have been asking why my TRAINgular journey has stopped....n i have suitably replied..."wats d point"...but the fact is that these are the three words that changed my life ....
As told to you earlier we guys are usually good for nothing sorts...so when we have something we dont really care about it....
We had not been talking to each other for 3 days now.....at that time i didnt knew that these three days would turn out to be more than three years....
"wats the problem"i said,...."nothing" she replied...gosh girls know how to irrirtate you...."kk fine i think we have become used to each other and ots better that we dont talk or meet each other "i said."
"as you wish"she said..i knew that the condition was critical..but that it would turn out this way...i had never dreamt of it in my wildest dreams.....we disconnected...
something was wrong ..not talking to hewr for more than three days was killing me....but my ego was not permitting me to call her....but for once i decided to curb my ego....called her.."haa bol"she said....no matter how good an actor you are...u can never ever act as well as a girl does when shes trying to avoid ...."just felt like talking " i said....gosh why am i doing this "wats d point" ...someone told me....
we talked for sometime but as things would turn out...the simplicity and the warmth in our relationship had died....as told earlier...this situation continued for the years to follow...we did tried to resurrect the condition.....but you know wats gone never comes back...and so was the warmth of our relationship....
this is a post for some of my very beloved frnds.....and plzz dont ask me ..whether all this is true or not....bcoz.."WATS D POINT"
As told to you earlier we guys are usually good for nothing sorts...so when we have something we dont really care about it....
We had not been talking to each other for 3 days now.....at that time i didnt knew that these three days would turn out to be more than three years....
"wats the problem"i said,...."nothing" she replied...gosh girls know how to irrirtate you...."kk fine i think we have become used to each other and ots better that we dont talk or meet each other "i said."
"as you wish"she said..i knew that the condition was critical..but that it would turn out this way...i had never dreamt of it in my wildest dreams.....we disconnected...
something was wrong ..not talking to hewr for more than three days was killing me....but my ego was not permitting me to call her....but for once i decided to curb my ego....called her.."haa bol"she said....no matter how good an actor you are...u can never ever act as well as a girl does when shes trying to avoid ...."just felt like talking " i said....gosh why am i doing this "wats d point" ...someone told me....
we talked for sometime but as things would turn out...the simplicity and the warmth in our relationship had died....as told earlier...this situation continued for the years to follow...we did tried to resurrect the condition.....but you know wats gone never comes back...and so was the warmth of our relationship....
this is a post for some of my very beloved frnds.....and plzz dont ask me ..whether all this is true or not....bcoz.."WATS D POINT"
Sunday, June 20, 2010
journey of an engineer...goal------>MAG[m]......insanity....
STATUTORY WARNINGif u have any high expectations from engineering students please dont read this..
well i have decided to dedicate this post to a dear frnd of mine MAG[m]..i really dont know frm where he has got this name...i really dont know how to pronounce it....we all feel it should be MUG[m]....and no this is not any personal blog.....its basically describes a certain genre of guys .....guys who basically want to be engineers ...there journey..frm school days ...to college...n finally towards MAG[m] insanity...
Following steps describes his journey...
1. a guy who has been studius at school...
2.didnt even think of any girls while at college..
3.his shirt is proper tucked in...during school...
if u posses these qualities then you are ...one step closer to MAG[m] insanity.... in between due to the aboe mentioned qualities you do get a good engineering college...
4.first day in college....properly dressed...
5.2 months later....yaar woh ladki bahut acchi hai...sleeves are up....shirt gone ..
6.6 months later cigg in hand.....
7.found a new gang of frnds...
8.roaming around....drinking...flirting..chating...top prorities
9.4 yrs complete..Er.____________________
...well confused....no this is the story of most of the guys who enter engineering college ... initially they are ...to me stupids...but slowly they do gain or we can say get MAG[m] insanity....
no getting this insane is not a matter to be ashamed off...we all are proud to be engineers .....as in all are proud to be insane like MAG[m]...
well i have decided to dedicate this post to a dear frnd of mine MAG[m]..i really dont know frm where he has got this name...i really dont know how to pronounce it....we all feel it should be MUG[m]....and no this is not any personal blog.....its basically describes a certain genre of guys .....guys who basically want to be engineers ...there journey..frm school days ...to college...n finally towards MAG[m] insanity...
Following steps describes his journey...
1. a guy who has been studius at school...
2.didnt even think of any girls while at college..
3.his shirt is proper tucked in...during school...
if u posses these qualities then you are ...one step closer to MAG[m] insanity.... in between due to the aboe mentioned qualities you do get a good engineering college...
4.first day in college....properly dressed...
5.2 months later....yaar woh ladki bahut acchi hai...sleeves are up....shirt gone ..
6.6 months later cigg in hand.....
7.found a new gang of frnds...
8.roaming around....drinking...flirting..chating...top prorities
9.4 yrs complete..Er.____________________
...well confused....no this is the story of most of the guys who enter engineering college ... initially they are ...to me stupids...but slowly they do gain or we can say get MAG[m] insanity....
no getting this insane is not a matter to be ashamed off...we all are proud to be engineers .....as in all are proud to be insane like MAG[m]...
Saturday, June 5, 2010
RAIN n BARSAAT....
It was the monsoon of 2005.... 2:30 pm ..i was busy ...doing what i was really good at..SLEEPING..it was tuesday and we had our coaching scheduled from 3:15 to 5:30 PHYSICS n then from 6:30 to 9:30 we had MATHEMATICS...
"wake up" rahul said,hmmm "wat happened" coaching!!! this was the most dreaded hour of the day for most of us...."6 hours of pure torture" someone in my mind told me(usually he keeps on talking to me)..."plzz rahul not today...just see how good the weather is outside" i said..."no" he said. "i have not seen her for more than two days"he said......)
15 mins later all of us(sunny, rahul, raj n me) were all ready....rahul was awesome he would sleep at 8 am in the morning and would get up at 2:30 just to have a glimpse of her...n we had no other option....(even though all of us also had some interests but we were not that dedicated towards our goal) :)
our physics teacher was really a master ....i bet if he was allowed to teach in an operation chamber the patient would not need anaesthesia...anyways like always i continued doing what i was good at...
we came out of the coaching to find out that it was raining....it was such a relief i really cant put it into words..
we went to the nearby chai wala for our regular dose of refreshment...chai for mind and nayan sukh for peace of mind...it was raining...when we saw..Akansha along with our interests...looking for an auto...."look rahul they are bunking classes"i said..."yaar if they can bunk so can we"said raj. sunny as always was busy looking for Miss Snape (his interest)
we bunked the class after that and decided to..follow them....it was raining like any thing that day....rawatpur crossing was were we headed to find out that ...most of our interests were going to their respective homes and only akanasha and a girl (srry forgot her name) were heading toward a theatre...
we were correct she was going to the theatre only...."10 rupaya hua bhaiya!!!"said the autowala. sunny gave the money as we entered the theatre...prinyanka welcomed us...while bobby was looking at us from behind..BARSAAT..was running ...with full symapathy to the producers of the movie...besides the 6 of us...there was no one in the theatre....poor guy... BARSAAT dindnt work even in monsoons...
we went inside as always i insisted to take the front row seats.....but no rahul took the platinum seats...."yaar kitti acchi lag rhi hai na aaj..."rahul said...we didnt say anything..."guys just look at her"..we were in no mood..it was a regular thing for all of us by now..the only difference between today and other days was that today we were watching something that was only slightly better than our class. we were busy... for us we had to bear the poor bobby deol who had to curb his emotions ...even if he had a priyanka chopra dancing around him in the rain....
"barsaat ke din aaye...."was the song playing...when suddenly someone entered..the theatre.....Akansha was up ....he came running towards her..pro was ready...how can anyone even dare to threaten his girl like this....
the guy came and hugged akansha....just like bobby deol had hugged priyanka ..just a few minutes ago......"watch the movie now.."i said...we all knew she had a boyfrnd....even though we were ready to fight anyone for rahul..but fighting someone who already has a criminal record was not on our cards...
we came out...the night was fantastic...the rain was still in the air ..and barsaat was still running..in the theatre...
movie finished...the guy came out ..he was holding akansha's hand...someone else was also trying to hold something.....when it rained again...i guess it helped.."yaar bas from now on i will study...bas bahut ho gya..."hmmmm we all said...
thrusday...2:30 pm ..."wake up"...rahul said.."wat happened"..i asked..."coaching..yaar i have not seen her for 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"wake up" rahul said,hmmm "wat happened" coaching!!! this was the most dreaded hour of the day for most of us...."6 hours of pure torture" someone in my mind told me(usually he keeps on talking to me)..."plzz rahul not today...just see how good the weather is outside" i said..."no" he said. "i have not seen her for more than two days"he said......)
15 mins later all of us(sunny, rahul, raj n me) were all ready....rahul was awesome he would sleep at 8 am in the morning and would get up at 2:30 just to have a glimpse of her...n we had no other option....(even though all of us also had some interests but we were not that dedicated towards our goal) :)
our physics teacher was really a master ....i bet if he was allowed to teach in an operation chamber the patient would not need anaesthesia...anyways like always i continued doing what i was good at...
we came out of the coaching to find out that it was raining....it was such a relief i really cant put it into words..
we went to the nearby chai wala for our regular dose of refreshment...chai for mind and nayan sukh for peace of mind...it was raining...when we saw..Akansha along with our interests...looking for an auto...."look rahul they are bunking classes"i said..."yaar if they can bunk so can we"said raj. sunny as always was busy looking for Miss Snape (his interest)
we bunked the class after that and decided to..follow them....it was raining like any thing that day....rawatpur crossing was were we headed to find out that ...most of our interests were going to their respective homes and only akanasha and a girl (srry forgot her name) were heading toward a theatre...
we were correct she was going to the theatre only...."10 rupaya hua bhaiya!!!"said the autowala. sunny gave the money as we entered the theatre...prinyanka welcomed us...while bobby was looking at us from behind..BARSAAT..was running ...with full symapathy to the producers of the movie...besides the 6 of us...there was no one in the theatre....poor guy... BARSAAT dindnt work even in monsoons...
we went inside as always i insisted to take the front row seats.....but no rahul took the platinum seats...."yaar kitti acchi lag rhi hai na aaj..."rahul said...we didnt say anything..."guys just look at her"..we were in no mood..it was a regular thing for all of us by now..the only difference between today and other days was that today we were watching something that was only slightly better than our class. we were busy... for us we had to bear the poor bobby deol who had to curb his emotions ...even if he had a priyanka chopra dancing around him in the rain....
"barsaat ke din aaye...."was the song playing...when suddenly someone entered..the theatre.....Akansha was up ....he came running towards her..pro was ready...how can anyone even dare to threaten his girl like this....
the guy came and hugged akansha....just like bobby deol had hugged priyanka ..just a few minutes ago......"watch the movie now.."i said...we all knew she had a boyfrnd....even though we were ready to fight anyone for rahul..but fighting someone who already has a criminal record was not on our cards...
we came out...the night was fantastic...the rain was still in the air ..and barsaat was still running..in the theatre...
movie finished...the guy came out ..he was holding akansha's hand...someone else was also trying to hold something.....when it rained again...i guess it helped.."yaar bas from now on i will study...bas bahut ho gya..."hmmmm we all said...
thrusday...2:30 pm ..."wake up"...rahul said.."wat happened"..i asked..."coaching..yaar i have not seen her for 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Confused...
the oxford describes confused as "throw into disorder" or"mix up in the mind".....but as mentioned in earlier posts..we guys are useless good for nothin sorts..but theres a thing we r really good at ...that is at being confused..all the time we were told that we dont have brains..but how can i thing we we dont posses have a disorder....i bet this question wud have even send shimmers across Sir Isaac Newton...
getting back to the point..."im confused"i said, "about what??" she asked, i dont know and heres where the confusion part lies....oops sorry...im already warned not to include these arguments atleast in this post....n im not confused this time around..
Confused..well like a true engineer i'll prove d fact by my own experimental investigations...
1.Ankit Mishra: Ankit mishra no one is now someone..was his tag line when he got a job in WIPRO...1 month later "yaar M.tech kar leta hun...." 2 months later..yaar i'll prepare for IES...Wipro..kaun karega itta kaam.....
RESULT: Confused
2.Manish Verma: yaar core job hi chaiye...April 2010...Infineon Placed...May 2010...nahi yaar im going to bangalore...software is where i really belong...
RESULT:Confused
3.Arun Kumar Singh: DEC 2009.im on for MBA... May 2010...yaar job karunga ...
Result:Confused
4.Manish Verma: yaar i like her....1 month later..yaar woh toh laddapan tha..now im seriously in love....1 month later...i dont like her...now im sure shes the one im really made for.......after 4 yrs...yaar us first year wali ladki ka no. dila de...im really into her...3 dinon se mere sapno mein aa rhi hai
RESULT: Multiple Disorder
5.Manoj Kumar Dayal: i have enrolled myself in Made Easy..on for IES...Campus recruitment..."plzz god help me grab this job...plzzzzzzzzz"
RESULT:Confused
6.Saurabh Patel:Day 1 i really dont want to chat wid her yaar....Day 2:hii...howz life :)
RESULT:Confused
There are many more examples throough which we can prove dis...all the experiments are very reasonable and easy to conduct...see for urself...
Hence Proved
the fact is proved and i hope that dis time around even we r not confused......
HALTED.....
Well as most of d trains in our country ...my train has also come to a halt...due to unavoidable reasons...the journey would resume..after finishing some unsettled business... :)in the mean time catch on with my other posts..
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