first of all me and mag have soo much similar that the title of this post doesnt really matter we are not going to fight it over for copywrite issues...hmmmm so it begins I QUIT...
Stage 1:
it all started a few years ago...in college... i know it sounds a bit dumb but slowly but steadily i was getting a feel of my college...where i first heard about her...i dont know why but strangely i wanted to see that girl...but as things usually are with me...there were always other businesses that preoccupies my mind...hence to cut the crap short QUIT
Stage 2:
Normally i have had friends who have always screwed up things...but here luckily i was introduced to her by a mutual friend...hmm casual friends i thought we are not of the same genre soo to say...i dont know what happens to my brain at those critical moments...anyways not interested ...so I QUIT
Stage 3:
I really dont know it was destiny or whatever we became friends and then real good friends...so whats next...hmmm we are roaming together, eating together,having a blast thats what my mind told me at that time...aur kya chaiye...today i look around and i know the answer but getting to the stage...aur kya chaiye???? in a nutshell QUIT
Stage 4:
you cannot hope to cross a river on a boat that has a hole in it...i guess that was my case...i was fed up of all the fake smiles...and those fake socialising... and to my mind it was she who was the reason behind the uneasy feeling that i was having... as i was dere mostly for her...take a break.. i thought ... actually QUITING
Stage 5:
time passed by..."Friends not really"...i knew what i missed...recently saw a movie which had a dialogue " yeh saali zindagi jail jaisi cheez ki bhi aadat dalwaa deti hai"so here i was now living like that was an aadat for me and ...in the rush to have a good job...and with the help of some lifetime friends...i somehow managed to go on....had a blast but there was and there is something which i missed in every single of those momnets...and i knew what was i missing....
today sitting in my flat having all the comforts of life...i still am missing something...and yet i know i may not be able to get that thing back...because even today...somewhere someone in me has already QUITTED...
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Symptoms of BLOGaria !!!!!!
Well its after ....two odd months that ive started writing again...because for the first time in my life i had something to do that was keeping me occupied.....well i guess no rather i believe that was the case.... so this time for a change a thought of writing something a little differnt from what i usually write.
During these months...i realised that most of us so called bloggers suffer from a disorder that is common to all of us bloggers but somehow seems strange to others non bloggers....so finally i gave this disorder a name BLOGaria
Hereby im listing some of the SYMPTOMS OF BLOGaria which of course my blogger frnds are fully aware of but its issued in public interest, my other blogger frnds are welcome to add some more points as u would know im not still fully recovered from BLOGaria... so here we go
1.In the initial days you really dont care about it,u seem to avoid anything partially related to it.
2.in the second stage we guys start thinking about it..as in if i was to write something what would that thing be...we start recalling instances...start making observations.
3.then one fine day we start to write ...yes finally ive created a blog...im in here yipeeeeeeee
4.Now you are full on...you are writng and thinking so much so that if even half of it we had done in our academics we would have done wonders.
5.you have posted a post ,the topic is very close to your heart....and you are desperately waiting for others to comment on it....WARNING this is the stage from where you are incurable.
6.You read others post..you compare it with yours own....
7.you are constantly opening your page...just to see how many hits you have scored.
8.While sleeping you are thinking about the blogs you read...or are going to write...in a nutshell it is all over you....you my frnd have BLOGaria
Well for some it might seem really weird...some mght be worried about their loved ones...i dont know about about others...but for me...i love the fact that im suffering from BLOGaria...as most of my readers would also be....CHEERS everyone because dont know of others but we surely are loving it.....BLOGaria!!!!!
During these months...i realised that most of us so called bloggers suffer from a disorder that is common to all of us bloggers but somehow seems strange to others non bloggers....so finally i gave this disorder a name BLOGaria
Hereby im listing some of the SYMPTOMS OF BLOGaria which of course my blogger frnds are fully aware of but its issued in public interest, my other blogger frnds are welcome to add some more points as u would know im not still fully recovered from BLOGaria... so here we go
1.In the initial days you really dont care about it,u seem to avoid anything partially related to it.
2.in the second stage we guys start thinking about it..as in if i was to write something what would that thing be...we start recalling instances...start making observations.
3.then one fine day we start to write ...yes finally ive created a blog...im in here yipeeeeeeee
4.Now you are full on...you are writng and thinking so much so that if even half of it we had done in our academics we would have done wonders.
5.you have posted a post ,the topic is very close to your heart....and you are desperately waiting for others to comment on it....WARNING this is the stage from where you are incurable.
6.You read others post..you compare it with yours own....
7.you are constantly opening your page...just to see how many hits you have scored.
8.While sleeping you are thinking about the blogs you read...or are going to write...in a nutshell it is all over you....you my frnd have BLOGaria
Well for some it might seem really weird...some mght be worried about their loved ones...i dont know about about others...but for me...i love the fact that im suffering from BLOGaria...as most of my readers would also be....CHEERS everyone because dont know of others but we surely are loving it.....BLOGaria!!!!!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Technology....
yes im writing this for the new competition at indiblogger ......but i guess the basic sensibilities are the same.... i.e. of an useless good for nothing fellow..who even for heavens sake...and for some unwanted mentors..knows nothing.
for a guy who has been constantly being told that he knows nothin ..one thing he always told is that he does not know about whats in the mind of one of gods most beautiful creations GIRLS..
people who suffer from my this type of disorder can easily relate to what im trying to say................
"why do you talk to me like this???"she said.."like in what" i said....i mean i talk to everyone like this only..."im talking using my mouth..using my tongue....i know it is a multiple step..and a complex one but i guess its not difficult to understand...because generally people use the same methodology to speak isn't it????"you have no sensibilities....u would never know how to talk to a girl and what in her mind"she said...this was followed by silence...as in both the mouth and the tongue were on strike...that this fellow deserves this...
the above conversation..left a doubt in me...as in i guess to most of us ...how am i supposed to know what is going on in a girls mind.....i mean they never do tell things...the above given quotes are just an example...i mean this thing has happened to me many a times....and i hope with many of u guys who are reading this.....
and no im not against girls like most of the guys of our age ..i also admire them...if u know what i mean....
well with the above mentioned facts in mind ...i would like to put forth a point to the technologist....to do keep my point in mind..and do try to develop any software..any gadget...or for heaves sake anything...that enables us to...know this beautiful creation a little bit more....i know its not a problem for the honourable hunks around in the town ......but do consider the plight of guys like us....as for now we dont need smarted MP4 players...cool mobiles...funky gadgets...but a technology like this would surely be benefitial....i know you may not get a noble for this...but what you would get is a legendary support from guys....rave reviews...great popularity...and if thats not enough a treat from myside........
for a guy who has been constantly being told that he knows nothin ..one thing he always told is that he does not know about whats in the mind of one of gods most beautiful creations GIRLS..
people who suffer from my this type of disorder can easily relate to what im trying to say................
"why do you talk to me like this???"she said.."like in what" i said....i mean i talk to everyone like this only..."im talking using my mouth..using my tongue....i know it is a multiple step..and a complex one but i guess its not difficult to understand...because generally people use the same methodology to speak isn't it????"you have no sensibilities....u would never know how to talk to a girl and what in her mind"she said...this was followed by silence...as in both the mouth and the tongue were on strike...that this fellow deserves this...
the above conversation..left a doubt in me...as in i guess to most of us ...how am i supposed to know what is going on in a girls mind.....i mean they never do tell things...the above given quotes are just an example...i mean this thing has happened to me many a times....and i hope with many of u guys who are reading this.....
and no im not against girls like most of the guys of our age ..i also admire them...if u know what i mean....
well with the above mentioned facts in mind ...i would like to put forth a point to the technologist....to do keep my point in mind..and do try to develop any software..any gadget...or for heaves sake anything...that enables us to...know this beautiful creation a little bit more....i know its not a problem for the honourable hunks around in the town ......but do consider the plight of guys like us....as for now we dont need smarted MP4 players...cool mobiles...funky gadgets...but a technology like this would surely be benefitial....i know you may not get a noble for this...but what you would get is a legendary support from guys....rave reviews...great popularity...and if thats not enough a treat from myside........
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
VILLAINS....
villains ....acc to oxford these are cruelly malicious person who is involved in or dedicated to wickedness and crime. These are some people we fear....(in some cases we adore also)..recently watched a movie..which led me to think about these unknown commodities if i may say in our lives..so i thought who were the or who are the villains in my life
well for better understanding let me divide my life in certain phases...
1.(3-10 yrs):in this stage of our life the main villain in my life was MILK...i never liked it..nahh most of the times i would escape my mums eyes to throw it in to the sink.
2.(10-15 yrs):During these years my greatest passion became cricket..so anyone who was out there for a fight i was upto the challenge ...n here was a guy who was as bad at the game as himesh reshamiya is at acting...he had this uncanny ability to get me out....gosh..i really hated that guy...he was a villain
3(15-19 yrs):the most famous guy in the school suddenly becomes your biggest enemy ....girls like him ...the teachers are proud of him...he is good in sports...to make matter worse hes a great dancer ..... tend to think wats in him thats not in me....VILLAIN
4.(19-23 yrs): i am in college now....uselessness has become the latest trend now...its a great usp for me...im cool so to say....but then there is a girl....gosh shes so beautifull..."she has a boyfrnd dude"....another VILLAIN..lined up....
5(23-...) i am yet to cross 23 and i have found a new VILLAIN...my immediate boss....then im told there would be a few more...WIFE...Mother In Law....goshhh..but we'll get to that later...as for now
CHEERS
well for better understanding let me divide my life in certain phases...
1.(3-10 yrs):in this stage of our life the main villain in my life was MILK...i never liked it..nahh most of the times i would escape my mums eyes to throw it in to the sink.
2.(10-15 yrs):During these years my greatest passion became cricket..so anyone who was out there for a fight i was upto the challenge ...n here was a guy who was as bad at the game as himesh reshamiya is at acting...he had this uncanny ability to get me out....gosh..i really hated that guy...he was a villain
3(15-19 yrs):the most famous guy in the school suddenly becomes your biggest enemy ....girls like him ...the teachers are proud of him...he is good in sports...to make matter worse hes a great dancer ..... tend to think wats in him thats not in me....VILLAIN
4.(19-23 yrs): i am in college now....uselessness has become the latest trend now...its a great usp for me...im cool so to say....but then there is a girl....gosh shes so beautifull..."she has a boyfrnd dude"....another VILLAIN..lined up....
5(23-...) i am yet to cross 23 and i have found a new VILLAIN...my immediate boss....then im told there would be a few more...WIFE...Mother In Law....goshhh..but we'll get to that later...as for now
CHEERS
Monday, June 21, 2010
wats d point!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know how many of u ..use this but for me these lines are one of the most important words....u know it has its own speciality...we can use this almost anywhere n everywhere....people have been asking why my TRAINgular journey has stopped....n i have suitably replied..."wats d point"...but the fact is that these are the three words that changed my life ....
As told to you earlier we guys are usually good for nothing sorts...so when we have something we dont really care about it....
We had not been talking to each other for 3 days now.....at that time i didnt knew that these three days would turn out to be more than three years....
"wats the problem"i said,...."nothing" she replied...gosh girls know how to irrirtate you...."kk fine i think we have become used to each other and ots better that we dont talk or meet each other "i said."
"as you wish"she said..i knew that the condition was critical..but that it would turn out this way...i had never dreamt of it in my wildest dreams.....we disconnected...
something was wrong ..not talking to hewr for more than three days was killing me....but my ego was not permitting me to call her....but for once i decided to curb my ego....called her.."haa bol"she said....no matter how good an actor you are...u can never ever act as well as a girl does when shes trying to avoid ...."just felt like talking " i said....gosh why am i doing this "wats d point" ...someone told me....
we talked for sometime but as things would turn out...the simplicity and the warmth in our relationship had died....as told earlier...this situation continued for the years to follow...we did tried to resurrect the condition.....but you know wats gone never comes back...and so was the warmth of our relationship....
this is a post for some of my very beloved frnds.....and plzz dont ask me ..whether all this is true or not....bcoz.."WATS D POINT"
As told to you earlier we guys are usually good for nothing sorts...so when we have something we dont really care about it....
We had not been talking to each other for 3 days now.....at that time i didnt knew that these three days would turn out to be more than three years....
"wats the problem"i said,...."nothing" she replied...gosh girls know how to irrirtate you...."kk fine i think we have become used to each other and ots better that we dont talk or meet each other "i said."
"as you wish"she said..i knew that the condition was critical..but that it would turn out this way...i had never dreamt of it in my wildest dreams.....we disconnected...
something was wrong ..not talking to hewr for more than three days was killing me....but my ego was not permitting me to call her....but for once i decided to curb my ego....called her.."haa bol"she said....no matter how good an actor you are...u can never ever act as well as a girl does when shes trying to avoid ...."just felt like talking " i said....gosh why am i doing this "wats d point" ...someone told me....
we talked for sometime but as things would turn out...the simplicity and the warmth in our relationship had died....as told earlier...this situation continued for the years to follow...we did tried to resurrect the condition.....but you know wats gone never comes back...and so was the warmth of our relationship....
this is a post for some of my very beloved frnds.....and plzz dont ask me ..whether all this is true or not....bcoz.."WATS D POINT"
Sunday, June 20, 2010
journey of an engineer...goal------>MAG[m]......insanity....
STATUTORY WARNINGif u have any high expectations from engineering students please dont read this..
well i have decided to dedicate this post to a dear frnd of mine MAG[m]..i really dont know frm where he has got this name...i really dont know how to pronounce it....we all feel it should be MUG[m]....and no this is not any personal blog.....its basically describes a certain genre of guys .....guys who basically want to be engineers ...there journey..frm school days ...to college...n finally towards MAG[m] insanity...
Following steps describes his journey...
1. a guy who has been studius at school...
2.didnt even think of any girls while at college..
3.his shirt is proper tucked in...during school...
if u posses these qualities then you are ...one step closer to MAG[m] insanity.... in between due to the aboe mentioned qualities you do get a good engineering college...
4.first day in college....properly dressed...
5.2 months later....yaar woh ladki bahut acchi hai...sleeves are up....shirt gone ..
6.6 months later cigg in hand.....
7.found a new gang of frnds...
8.roaming around....drinking...flirting..chating...top prorities
9.4 yrs complete..Er.____________________
...well confused....no this is the story of most of the guys who enter engineering college ... initially they are ...to me stupids...but slowly they do gain or we can say get MAG[m] insanity....
no getting this insane is not a matter to be ashamed off...we all are proud to be engineers .....as in all are proud to be insane like MAG[m]...
well i have decided to dedicate this post to a dear frnd of mine MAG[m]..i really dont know frm where he has got this name...i really dont know how to pronounce it....we all feel it should be MUG[m]....and no this is not any personal blog.....its basically describes a certain genre of guys .....guys who basically want to be engineers ...there journey..frm school days ...to college...n finally towards MAG[m] insanity...
Following steps describes his journey...
1. a guy who has been studius at school...
2.didnt even think of any girls while at college..
3.his shirt is proper tucked in...during school...
if u posses these qualities then you are ...one step closer to MAG[m] insanity.... in between due to the aboe mentioned qualities you do get a good engineering college...
4.first day in college....properly dressed...
5.2 months later....yaar woh ladki bahut acchi hai...sleeves are up....shirt gone ..
6.6 months later cigg in hand.....
7.found a new gang of frnds...
8.roaming around....drinking...flirting..chating...top prorities
9.4 yrs complete..Er.____________________
...well confused....no this is the story of most of the guys who enter engineering college ... initially they are ...to me stupids...but slowly they do gain or we can say get MAG[m] insanity....
no getting this insane is not a matter to be ashamed off...we all are proud to be engineers .....as in all are proud to be insane like MAG[m]...
Saturday, June 5, 2010
RAIN n BARSAAT....
It was the monsoon of 2005.... 2:30 pm ..i was busy ...doing what i was really good at..SLEEPING..it was tuesday and we had our coaching scheduled from 3:15 to 5:30 PHYSICS n then from 6:30 to 9:30 we had MATHEMATICS...
"wake up" rahul said,hmmm "wat happened" coaching!!! this was the most dreaded hour of the day for most of us...."6 hours of pure torture" someone in my mind told me(usually he keeps on talking to me)..."plzz rahul not today...just see how good the weather is outside" i said..."no" he said. "i have not seen her for more than two days"he said......)
15 mins later all of us(sunny, rahul, raj n me) were all ready....rahul was awesome he would sleep at 8 am in the morning and would get up at 2:30 just to have a glimpse of her...n we had no other option....(even though all of us also had some interests but we were not that dedicated towards our goal) :)
our physics teacher was really a master ....i bet if he was allowed to teach in an operation chamber the patient would not need anaesthesia...anyways like always i continued doing what i was good at...
we came out of the coaching to find out that it was raining....it was such a relief i really cant put it into words..
we went to the nearby chai wala for our regular dose of refreshment...chai for mind and nayan sukh for peace of mind...it was raining...when we saw..Akansha along with our interests...looking for an auto...."look rahul they are bunking classes"i said..."yaar if they can bunk so can we"said raj. sunny as always was busy looking for Miss Snape (his interest)
we bunked the class after that and decided to..follow them....it was raining like any thing that day....rawatpur crossing was were we headed to find out that ...most of our interests were going to their respective homes and only akanasha and a girl (srry forgot her name) were heading toward a theatre...
we were correct she was going to the theatre only...."10 rupaya hua bhaiya!!!"said the autowala. sunny gave the money as we entered the theatre...prinyanka welcomed us...while bobby was looking at us from behind..BARSAAT..was running ...with full symapathy to the producers of the movie...besides the 6 of us...there was no one in the theatre....poor guy... BARSAAT dindnt work even in monsoons...
we went inside as always i insisted to take the front row seats.....but no rahul took the platinum seats...."yaar kitti acchi lag rhi hai na aaj..."rahul said...we didnt say anything..."guys just look at her"..we were in no mood..it was a regular thing for all of us by now..the only difference between today and other days was that today we were watching something that was only slightly better than our class. we were busy... for us we had to bear the poor bobby deol who had to curb his emotions ...even if he had a priyanka chopra dancing around him in the rain....
"barsaat ke din aaye...."was the song playing...when suddenly someone entered..the theatre.....Akansha was up ....he came running towards her..pro was ready...how can anyone even dare to threaten his girl like this....
the guy came and hugged akansha....just like bobby deol had hugged priyanka ..just a few minutes ago......"watch the movie now.."i said...we all knew she had a boyfrnd....even though we were ready to fight anyone for rahul..but fighting someone who already has a criminal record was not on our cards...
we came out...the night was fantastic...the rain was still in the air ..and barsaat was still running..in the theatre...
movie finished...the guy came out ..he was holding akansha's hand...someone else was also trying to hold something.....when it rained again...i guess it helped.."yaar bas from now on i will study...bas bahut ho gya..."hmmmm we all said...
thrusday...2:30 pm ..."wake up"...rahul said.."wat happened"..i asked..."coaching..yaar i have not seen her for 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"wake up" rahul said,hmmm "wat happened" coaching!!! this was the most dreaded hour of the day for most of us...."6 hours of pure torture" someone in my mind told me(usually he keeps on talking to me)..."plzz rahul not today...just see how good the weather is outside" i said..."no" he said. "i have not seen her for more than two days"he said......)
15 mins later all of us(sunny, rahul, raj n me) were all ready....rahul was awesome he would sleep at 8 am in the morning and would get up at 2:30 just to have a glimpse of her...n we had no other option....(even though all of us also had some interests but we were not that dedicated towards our goal) :)
our physics teacher was really a master ....i bet if he was allowed to teach in an operation chamber the patient would not need anaesthesia...anyways like always i continued doing what i was good at...
we came out of the coaching to find out that it was raining....it was such a relief i really cant put it into words..
we went to the nearby chai wala for our regular dose of refreshment...chai for mind and nayan sukh for peace of mind...it was raining...when we saw..Akansha along with our interests...looking for an auto...."look rahul they are bunking classes"i said..."yaar if they can bunk so can we"said raj. sunny as always was busy looking for Miss Snape (his interest)
we bunked the class after that and decided to..follow them....it was raining like any thing that day....rawatpur crossing was were we headed to find out that ...most of our interests were going to their respective homes and only akanasha and a girl (srry forgot her name) were heading toward a theatre...
we were correct she was going to the theatre only...."10 rupaya hua bhaiya!!!"said the autowala. sunny gave the money as we entered the theatre...prinyanka welcomed us...while bobby was looking at us from behind..BARSAAT..was running ...with full symapathy to the producers of the movie...besides the 6 of us...there was no one in the theatre....poor guy... BARSAAT dindnt work even in monsoons...
we went inside as always i insisted to take the front row seats.....but no rahul took the platinum seats...."yaar kitti acchi lag rhi hai na aaj..."rahul said...we didnt say anything..."guys just look at her"..we were in no mood..it was a regular thing for all of us by now..the only difference between today and other days was that today we were watching something that was only slightly better than our class. we were busy... for us we had to bear the poor bobby deol who had to curb his emotions ...even if he had a priyanka chopra dancing around him in the rain....
"barsaat ke din aaye...."was the song playing...when suddenly someone entered..the theatre.....Akansha was up ....he came running towards her..pro was ready...how can anyone even dare to threaten his girl like this....
the guy came and hugged akansha....just like bobby deol had hugged priyanka ..just a few minutes ago......"watch the movie now.."i said...we all knew she had a boyfrnd....even though we were ready to fight anyone for rahul..but fighting someone who already has a criminal record was not on our cards...
we came out...the night was fantastic...the rain was still in the air ..and barsaat was still running..in the theatre...
movie finished...the guy came out ..he was holding akansha's hand...someone else was also trying to hold something.....when it rained again...i guess it helped.."yaar bas from now on i will study...bas bahut ho gya..."hmmmm we all said...
thrusday...2:30 pm ..."wake up"...rahul said.."wat happened"..i asked..."coaching..yaar i have not seen her for 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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