Confused...

the oxford describes confused as "throw into disorder" or"mix up in the mind".....but as mentioned in earlier posts..we guys are useless good for nothin sorts..but theres a thing we r really good at ...that is at being confused..all the time we were told that we dont have brains..but how can i thing we we dont posses have a disorder....i bet this question wud have even send shimmers across Sir Isaac Newton...
getting back to the point..."im confused"i said, "about what??" she asked, i dont know and heres where the confusion part lies....oops sorry...im already warned not to include these arguments atleast in this post....n im not confused this time around..
Confused..well like a true engineer i'll prove d fact by my own experimental investigations...
1.Ankit Mishra: Ankit mishra no one is now someone..was his tag line when he got a job in WIPRO...1 month later "yaar M.tech kar leta hun...." 2 months later..yaar i'll prepare for IES...Wipro..kaun karega itta kaam.....
RESULT: Confused
2.Manish Verma: yaar core job hi chaiye...April 2010...Infineon Placed...May 2010...nahi yaar im going to bangalore...software is where i really belong...
RESULT:Confused
3.Arun Kumar Singh: DEC 2009.im on for MBA... May 2010...yaar job karunga ...
Result:Confused
4.Manish Verma: yaar i like her....1 month later..yaar woh toh laddapan tha..now im seriously in love....1 month later...i dont like her...now im sure shes the one im really made for.......after 4 yrs...yaar us first year wali ladki ka no. dila de...im really into her...3 dinon se mere sapno mein aa rhi hai
RESULT: Multiple Disorder
5.Manoj Kumar Dayal: i have enrolled myself in Made Easy..on for IES...Campus recruitment..."plzz god help me grab this job...plzzzzzzzzz"
RESULT:Confused
6.Saurabh Patel:Day 1 i really dont want to chat wid her yaar....Day 2:hii...howz life :)
RESULT:Confused
There are many more examples throough which we can prove dis...all the experiments are very reasonable and easy to conduct...see for urself...
Hence Proved
the fact is proved and i hope that dis time around even we r not confused......

HALTED.....

Well as most of d trains in our country ...my train has also come to a halt...due to unavoidable reasons...the journey would resume..after finishing some unsettled business... :)in the mean time catch on with my other posts..

chapter 2

2 jan 2009
a train passed by...it all seemed like a dream...and here i was sipping coffee all alone. i reached my compartment A2 finally i had managed to get into an AC compartment without answering anyone...in life things are not as simple as they seem to be,we always tend to want more from life...something was wrong...
the A2 compartment was mostly empty..my seat no was 18 ,the fun element was missing...you know if you ever travel in sleeper class in a train it s really fun...i wonder why mr. jawahar lal nehru did not mention the wonderfull experience of a train travel in his book THE DISCOVERY OF INDIA, its here that we find the real india...(atleast i think so...).the people on there are terrefic, you can find all genre of people in there...there would be people who in their mid 40s talking about how the youth of india have all forgotten their roots etc as if when they were young they cared...couples looking for excuses just to look at each other..their mistfull smiles,their naughtiness...the young ones who have nothing else to do but to cry...i really dont know why they cry..when the train runs they cry when it stops they cry...and then their are fathers who are with their daughters ...they look they give to each passing guy...even osama would not give that look to bush or now obama...
but here i was in the lonliness of a well maintained compartment...beleave me it sucks..i went to the door ..i saw that young guy..purchasing a water bottle.....
29 dec 2008
like most of guys like us we never actually get what we want..the train stopped at a station when one of the three witches woke up.."can you plzz get some water"..i looked at her..in one of our telepathic conversation i said"iske baap ka naukar hun na main..."she smiled back..
"heres water..." i said.. like an obidient servant
2nd jan 2009
the train started ..i was once again in that very compartment...wondering....

chapter 1

2nd jan 2009
whistling in cool weather is something which guys like me opt for when they have nothing to do but to bear the chilly atmosphere(i just hate winters...) by the way i whistle quite well..u know i can actually whistle all the movie songs that ive heard... :)
just then a train at platform no.1 passed by...when i decided to go in the near by cafe.. to get some coffee..
"i told u to get a rerservation in an AC compartment..but you wouldnt listen to me..now bear this beautifull weather "the boy just laughed what more a boy can do when a beautifull girl scolds you like this...."okk next time we'll surely go in an AC compartment.."suddenly something struck me...someone told me that history repeats itself...butt.....
29DEC 2008
heyy you dont ever listen to me...
i told you to wait for me.".jaoooooo apne best friends ke sath jao..."i said..
"dont behave like a child"she said..u know when a girl scolds you its better for you to listen to her. there was a tinge in her eyes...when she said these words.you know girls look really cute when they something so forcefully..and she was no exception...usually guys dont have answers to these types of questions...
"lets go now"i said somehow trying to shift the momentum on my side."you know you always do this...i was waitin for you..",at this she smiled i knew i had won ...may be but ure never really sure with girls..isnt it.
S3 was our coach no and 43 and 44 our seats.. one more thing like we guys carry wallets etc girls usually carry..a bunch of frnds...their behaviour is similar to that of the three infamoues witches of SHAKESPEAREAN PLAYS..they have nothins substancial to do but they will keep interfering...
after sometimes all settled down..except of the three infamous witches (her friends) i have never really known what they talk about ..how can a nailpolish shade can b an intreresting or even a talkative point...time passed by and i just smiled...she smiled back knowing exactly what i was feeling at the moment..u know sometimes i think that girls do these things just to irritate you...they get some kind of pleasure out of it...but one things for sure they do look cute ....while playing these sorts of games....
after the next station i finaaly had some respite..there was some magic in her eyes...u know i would have jumped off the train at that moment if she had told me to do so...i was lost momentarily.when she said"having a great time"..i tried not to reply (atleast i can win this round i said to myself)..."okk then goodnight"she said.
i knew i had lost this round too..at this i said "no you carry on..have fun..."she smiled back..i knew she lovesd to see me troubled like this.."accha baba sorry"she said finally i had won...

a TRAINgular journey

kk...enough everyone is writing a blog so what...i should follow the same trend...nahh thats what i used to tell my friends....who would like to read a story about a normal guy...whose not even doing engineeering from one of the top colleges of the country..who would like to know about a guy who in general has no identity as some of our famous bolggers or writers have...insted has some die hard dedicated frnds....
well this may sound a bit filmy..but this the life of an average guy in india...no one believes in him...
neither his parents...his teachers think he's useless...and by the way he himself thinks he's useless...
so here's is someone who has nothin to do wid IIT's etc....